Quotes

Me: "Today is one of those days when I just wanna watch Star Wars Episode 3 and cry... and maybe eat chocolate. Ugh!" Scout: "Wow, I have never heard that before!" Me: "Star Wars is as close as I get to a chick flick."

"Don't worry about him. In 4 months he'll be married to a slut anyways." -Sofia

"What is Vicky doing? She looks like she's in hell or something." -John KG

Me: I feel like a stalker! Nia: But you're an adorable stalker!

"I made my blankie into a cape 'cause it makes me feel more butch." -Thomas as Flavio

"Sometimes I think I dress like a homeless man who got lucky!" -Mario

"You're dressed like Barbie." -Mario to me. XD!

"I can't laugh. My neck hurts." -Jamie

"Snood eats my life." -Scout

"I love this movie so much. It was the first sound track I ever bought." -Sofia in speaking of 10 Things I Hate About You. My response: "Oh. Mine was Star Wars."

"You need to write Harlequin novels." -Boyd

"All the world's a stage..." -William Shakespeare.

"Wholesomeness=Awesomeness" -Me

"Maybe I could get rid of this ball of fat... But you know what it really is? It's just water. After having so many babies I just stopped getting rid of all that water. It's as if I'm clogged." -'Don~a Carmen,' 'Real Women Have Curves'

"This is a love/hate relationship."-Shamma "Yeah, she loves me and I hate her"-Derek

Music in Vivi's car going to Shama's apartment: Song: "apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur....she hit the floor!...."
Jennifer: "wait...did she trip?"

Kaylee in response to a French rap on Youtube: "Man, they seem high. They look and sound wasted. Did you notice they were French too?"

"Dude, at this point, I'm less worried about you having chemistry than him giving you some kind of disease... like f*ing the black plague." -Adam

"I peed right after mine. It was amazing." -Karla

"I want a guy that loves me for me, is willing to sing and dance in the rain with me, sings to me at random times, hugs me in the most random places, kisses me without warning, holds my hand the whole time when we're physically together, and is downright phenomenal in all aspects of his being." -Me

"What kind of a friend are you, Serge? if you don't think your friends are special?" -Marc, Art, Yasmina Reza

"I want a guy who has the balls to pursue me."

"Her hair would be cool if her face wasn't there." -Jesus

"I want someone who's just as crazy as I am."

Patricia once said: "I think it's a shame that so many people will judge others by their body, you know there's more to a girl then just her boobs! Plus I can find just as many things wrong with you. Example: Yeah I'm fat, so I can lose weight, what are you going to do about being so damn ugly?! You can't fix stupid!"

Me: "What up?" My friend: "Yo. Nutting." Me: "Hah! 'Nut.' 'Nutting.' HAHAHA! XD! <_< Sorry..." My friend: ".........................wow...."